new math

Take the # of married romantic interests from the past, present and future
Factor in the fact that 50% of all marriages end in divorce.
x that by the power of the explosion of internet based 'social networking' and the ability to track down anyone on the planet.
= likely marriage to my grade six crush.

fucked up.

(author's note: this hasn't happened, it's a hypotheses...but i went less far in science than I did in math so we're going with that angle.)