A little restraint, please! LOL;)

I think someone needs to invent a function or tool to 'annoycheck' emails, posts, text messages and the like. This AnnoyCheck function would alert the author to the number of times LOLs - ! - ;) and every other punction mark, emoticon and initialism that exists in our muddled lexicon, has been used.

Because seriously, who laughs out loud that often writing one freaking email?