seriously?
I have been growing slowly disillusioned with the whole lavalife experience for a while now.
it hasn't been bad enough that the only attention i seem to be getting as of late, is from 45 year old balding men with potbellies and beards. No, you see, this morning I was IM'ed (which i never respond to) by "I LOVE FEET" who basically professed his love of feet. in sock, stockings or bare...and loves to give foot massages and was i interested in knowing more?
so now it seems, things have progressed (in what direction i'm not entirely sure) from attracting men experiencing mid-life crises to fetish freaks. And a 40 year old woman ranting about all of the assholes on lava just smiled me. Great, now im getting other dissillusioned women switching teams. is this my fate?
fabulous.
it hasn't been bad enough that the only attention i seem to be getting as of late, is from 45 year old balding men with potbellies and beards. No, you see, this morning I was IM'ed (which i never respond to) by "I LOVE FEET" who basically professed his love of feet. in sock, stockings or bare...and loves to give foot massages and was i interested in knowing more?
so now it seems, things have progressed (in what direction i'm not entirely sure) from attracting men experiencing mid-life crises to fetish freaks. And a 40 year old woman ranting about all of the assholes on lava just smiled me. Great, now im getting other dissillusioned women switching teams. is this my fate?
fabulous.
posted by two steps at 9:58 AM
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I feel compelled to say that I met my current boyfriend through Lavalife, and he is absolutely fabulous. But not before I had several moments of, "who are all these losers, and why do they want me so"? Good luck!
yes, i heard about that happening..I always just assumed they were myths;)
I'm as disillusioned as you, my friend... and it didn't take long. Let's get drinks.
oh dear. and i thought it was going well.
drinks it is.
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