that'll learn me

i lost my wallet.
getting out of the cab last night, ridiculously inebriated at 9PM after a xmas luncheon that lasted a lot longer then it should have...
now i'm completely hungover and have been traipsing around the city to renew, re-apply and cancel my entire life.
i hate when i do stupid things like this.
if there is a santa, i'd give all my new toys away for someone to return my wallet. with the money and unspent gift cards would be even better but i'd settle without.