bottle service
'bottle service'
whereby you purchase bottle of vodka for $200, get VIP status and a cute wristband to prove it, bypass the huge line outside and get cover waived.
i don't recommend it.
- i'm still in bed ridiculously hung over and my parents show up in 1/2 hour and i'm supposed to cook them dinner
- it's expensive
- my left wrist hurts and i can't explain why
- my jeans and socks are in a pile on the kitchen floor
- my shirt and underwear are still on
- i slept in my contact lenses
- i have 12 blank text messages i sent to various people
-my girlfriends called me this morning to ask if i was okay because the bouncer told them 'i had to leave'.
- i thought i left on my own accord.
- i remember talking to a boy most of the evening...don't remember how it ended but feel contempt and irk when i think about it so i'm guessing not well.
just say no to bottle service.
whereby you purchase bottle of vodka for $200, get VIP status and a cute wristband to prove it, bypass the huge line outside and get cover waived.
i don't recommend it.
- i'm still in bed ridiculously hung over and my parents show up in 1/2 hour and i'm supposed to cook them dinner
- it's expensive
- my left wrist hurts and i can't explain why
- my jeans and socks are in a pile on the kitchen floor
- my shirt and underwear are still on
- i slept in my contact lenses
- i have 12 blank text messages i sent to various people
-my girlfriends called me this morning to ask if i was okay because the bouncer told them 'i had to leave'.
- i thought i left on my own accord.
- i remember talking to a boy most of the evening...don't remember how it ended but feel contempt and irk when i think about it so i'm guessing not well.
just say no to bottle service.
posted by two steps at 1:12 PM
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