retail therapy
winners cashier: how are you today?
me: good thanks.
inner me: good? I am so far from good it's stupid. I'm a 29.5 years old who is behaving like a lovelorn 14 year old because she can't get over a guy she broke up with more than a year ago. who I knew while she was in it that he wasn't the one (but so damn hot and great in bed), but now, now that he's met someone, is the one I want more then life itself. ya i'm doing real fucking great. I'm on a downward spiral to nowhere fast and incapable of pulling myself out of this.
winners cashier: thanks for shopping at winners, have a good day.
me: thanks, i will.
15 minutes later.....but who should happen to walk past a designer sample sale magically taking place near her condo?
me.
and 20 minutes after that...who comes out with a $100 pair of Sevens and a $35 pair of "I don't know whats but damn do they ever make her ass look cute" pants?
inner me.
yeah mr. winners cashier, june is starting to look a whole lot brighter.
me: good thanks.
inner me: good? I am so far from good it's stupid. I'm a 29.5 years old who is behaving like a lovelorn 14 year old because she can't get over a guy she broke up with more than a year ago. who I knew while she was in it that he wasn't the one (but so damn hot and great in bed), but now, now that he's met someone, is the one I want more then life itself. ya i'm doing real fucking great. I'm on a downward spiral to nowhere fast and incapable of pulling myself out of this.
winners cashier: thanks for shopping at winners, have a good day.
me: thanks, i will.
15 minutes later.....but who should happen to walk past a designer sample sale magically taking place near her condo?
me.
and 20 minutes after that...who comes out with a $100 pair of Sevens and a $35 pair of "I don't know whats but damn do they ever make her ass look cute" pants?
inner me.
yeah mr. winners cashier, june is starting to look a whole lot brighter.
posted by two steps at 6:50 PM
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