weird.
On my way home from work i stopped to get gas. 102.3 per litre. not weird, just annoying.
By the pump, a six-pack of bottled water was being advertised for $2.99 . Still not the weird part.
The weird part was the small starburst-y type graphic-y thing you often see on print ads that contains that oh so crucial and vital *Unique Selling Proposition* or special feature..you know, like "Fat Free" or "Doctor Recommended". This USP?
"Now, with Ozone Included"
Perhaps this is a good and healthy thing..like that whole Atkins craze was ..but what struck me as weird was, if they have figured out how to put it in a bottle to drink, shouldn't they have figured out a way by now to ship that shit back up to the outer atmosphere to patch up those fricken hurricane inducing, cancer causing, ice cap melting holes?
By the pump, a six-pack of bottled water was being advertised for $2.99 . Still not the weird part.
The weird part was the small starburst-y type graphic-y thing you often see on print ads that contains that oh so crucial and vital *Unique Selling Proposition* or special feature..you know, like "Fat Free" or "Doctor Recommended". This USP?
"Now, with Ozone Included"
Perhaps this is a good and healthy thing..like that whole Atkins craze was ..but what struck me as weird was, if they have figured out how to put it in a bottle to drink, shouldn't they have figured out a way by now to ship that shit back up to the outer atmosphere to patch up those fricken hurricane inducing, cancer causing, ice cap melting holes?
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